Governor Mike Pence of Indiana. (photo: Greg Nash)
27 March 15
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a history-making decision, Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana has signed into
law a bill that officially recognizes stupidity as a religion.
Pence said that he hoped the law would protect
millions of state residents “who, like me, have been practicing this
religion passionately for years.”
The bill would grant politicians like Pence the
right to observe their faith freely, even if their practice of stupidity
costs the state billions of dollars.
While Pence’s action drew the praise of stupid
people across America, former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer was not among
them. “Even I wasn’t dumb enough to sign a bill like that,” she said.
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