Friday, May 25, 2012

Greece to become a social network

By Andy Borowitz
borowitzreport.com

ATHENS (The Borowitz Report) – After struggling for months with an intractable financial crisis, Greece announced today that it would cease to exist as a sovereign nation and would instead reboot itself as a social network.

The new entity, FetaBook, is expected to raise much-needed billions in an upcoming IPO.


The social network formerly known as Greece announced that it would cancel its upcoming elections and instead install a CEO, a 24-year-old hacker from suburban Athens named Ciro Mavromatidis.


Speaking from the newly opened offices of FetaBook, Mr. Mavromatidis explained how the social network would be attractive to the investment community in ways that Greece was not.


“We’re keeping all the aspects of Greece that made it a cool brand – the ruins, the Olympics, the olives,” he said.  “We’re just losing the things that were a drag on the Greek economy: namely, the Greeks.”


He said under the new plan, all Greeks would cease to be citizens of Greece and would instead become friends of FetaBook: “They won’t receive any government benefits anymore, but they’ll be able to grow all the imaginary food they want.”


Mr. Mavromatidis said that by converting from a nation to a social network, FetaBook will enjoy other cost savings as well.


“We Greeks waste billions of dollars a year smashing plates after meals,” he said.  “Now that’s going to be done by an app.”

Guns more deadly in AZ than traffic accidents

By BRANDON ROSS
Cronkite News Service
 
WASHINGTON – More Arizonans were killed by guns in 2009 than in motor-vehicle incidents, evidence of the need for stricter gun laws, according to a report released this week.

The report by the Violence Policy Center said Arizona was one of 10 states where firearm deaths outstripped traffic deaths in 2009, the most recent year for which numbers were available.

“Arizona needs to start looking seriously at the fact that it has a major gun-violence problem,” said Kristen Rand, legislative director for the center.
But an Arizona lawmaker who supports gun rights criticized the report’s “apple-and-oranges” comparison that he said was simply designed to influence firearms legislation.

State Sen. Frank Antenori, R-Vail, said it is unfair to compare gun-related deaths to motor-vehicle deaths because most gun deaths are not accidental.

“Do you use a car in self-defense?” Antenori asked hypothetically.

The report, released Tuesday, said traffic deaths fell 43 percent between 1966 and 2000 because of “the combined efforts of government and advocacy organizations.” It argued that gun deaths would also fall if firearms were subject to federal health and safety regulations like other consumer goods.

“The historic drop in motor-vehicle deaths illustrates how health and safety regulation can reduce deaths and injuries that were at one time thought to be unavoidable,” it said.

Dan Gross, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, cited speed limits, licensing of drivers and laws against drinking and driving as examples of government regulations that make it safer to use a motor vehicle.

“When you can have reasonable oversight of something and reasonable safety regulations you can prevent bad things from happening,” Gross said.

While traffic deaths have fallen nationwide, gun deaths have been largely unchanged. If the trend continues, the report said, firearm fatalities could exceed motor vehicle deaths nationally unless there is further federal regulation.

“The bottom line is, can gun deaths be prevented in the same way that automobiles have been?” asked Gross. “Yes. Sensible policies and industry regulations have made cars safer.”

Antenori said it was consumer demand, not government regulation, that has made automobiles safer over time. A gun is “only as safe as the individual that uses it,” Antenori said.

He ridiculed the findings as a “study designed to influence policy for an agenda” – tighter regulations on firearms.

But Rand said the report points to a real problem. Given the uses of cars and guns, and the face that people encounter cars far more often, it makes it “more remarkable” that Arizona gun deaths outpace motor-vehicle deaths.

“Arizona is going in the absolute wrong direction,” she said, pointing to recent laws loosening restrictions on guns.


Top Guns
10 states where firearm deaths exceeded motor-vehicle deaths in 2009
- Alaska: 104 gun deaths, 84 traffic deaths
- Arizona: 856 to 809
- Colorado: 583 to 565
- Indiana: 735 to 715
- Michigan: 1095 to 977
- Nevada: 406 to 255
- Oregon: 417 to 394
- Utah: 260 to 256
- Virginia: 836 to 827
- Washington: 623 to 580

Blowing dust along AZ highways today

Reduced visibility, dust storms
could slow traffic along I-10, I-8

PHOENIX — Blowing dust and reduced visibility are currently being reported by drivers in regions across the state, according to the Arizona Department of Transportation and the National Weather Service. Drivers are urged to be extra cautious as they head out on their Memorial Day Weekend travels.

The National Weather Service has issued a blowing dust advisory until 8 p.m. today. Strong sustained southwest winds from 20 to 35 mph, including gusts up to 50 mph are predicted. The advisory is specifically focused on the central and south-central desert regions, although high winds and blowing dust are also expected in Northern Arizona.

The National Weather Service predicts blowing dust could reduce visibility to less than one mile along the Interstate 10 and Interstate 8 corridors.

ADOT and the Arizona Department of Public Safety recommend the following driving tips when encountering a low visibility dust storm:

      ●     Avoid driving into or through a dust storm  
      ●     Do not wait until poor visibility makes it difficult to safely pull off the roadway; completely exit the highway if possible
      ●     If you encounter a dust storm, check traffic immediately around your vehicle (front, back and to the side) and begin slowing down
      ●     Do not stop in a travel lane or in the emergency lane; look for a safe place to pull completely off the paved portion of the roadway
      ●     Stop the vehicle in a position ensuring it is a safe distance from the main roadway and not close to where other vehicles may travel
      ●     Turn off all vehicle lights, including your emergency flashers
      ●     Set your emergency brake and take your foot off the brake
      ●     Stay in the vehicle with your seatbelts buckled and wait for the storm to pass
      ●     Drivers of high-profile vehicles should be especially aware of changing weather conditions and travel at reduced speeds

Drivers planning trips this weekend are urged to monitor travel conditions by calling 5-1-1 within Arizona, 1.888.411.ROAD outside the state, or via the web at www.az511.gov.

Because weather conditions can quickly evolve, drivers are encouraged to regularly check in with ADOT’s Traveler Information Service.  Motorists should delay or detour travel plans if necessary.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Pine hosts Memorial Day Arts Festival

   32nd Annual Memorial Day Arts & Crafts Festival   
May 26, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m./May 27, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Pine Community Center, Pine, AZ., on Highway 87 and Randall Place in beautiful Pine, AZ. We are 13 miles north of Payson or a scenic 90 minute drive from Phoenix,centrally located, in “the heart of Arizona.”

Come enjoy our two-day Arts & Crafts Festival in the mountains with over 80 juried art booths by talented artists and crafters. ALL ITEMS ARE QUALITY, HAND CRAFTED AND MADE IN THE USA.

You will find everything from stained glass, original art, wood, metal and copper items, pottery, hand woven baskets, recyled denim purses and other items, and much more - all in the peace and quiet of paradise. Pure air and spectacular scenery amidst ponderosa pines and friendly people. Visit our antique shops, old farm-houses, quaint restaurants, and specialty stores, or take a hike with spectacular views of the Rim above and the mountain ranges below.

While here, we invite you to visit the Pine-Strawberry Arts & Crafts Guild Boutique, adjacent to the Pine Senior Center Thrift Store to see wonderful arts and crafts demonstrations, meet local artists, see their work, and sign the Guest Book.

For further information please visit our web site at: http://pinestrawberryartscrafts.com, email coolpc68@hotmail.com, or call (928) 978-0469 or (928) 476-6537 (leave message).

Egypt gets emergency shipment of attack ads


By Andy Borowitz
 CAIRO (The Borowitz Report) – In what it is calling a mission to support a fledgling democracy in the Middle East, the United States this week sent an emergency shipment of negative ads to Cairo.

 Explaining the secret mission, a State Department official said that with its first democratic elections getting underway, “Egypt had no access to the mother’s milk of any working democracy: vicious campaign ads full of lies and distortions.”

Starting at dawn on
Sunday, U.S. Army paratroopers descended on the Middle Eastern nation armed with pamphlets, flyers, and DVDs of TV ads full of libelous falsehoods about Egypt’s presidential candidates.

Harland Dorrinson, the U.S. Undersecretary of State for the Middle East, said teaching Egyptian politicians the basics of character assassination was “an important first step” in supporting democracy in Egypt, but stressed that “much work still needs to be done.”


“Right now, there’s no apparatus for major companies to funnel billions of dollars directly to political campaigns,” he said.  “Until corporations have total control over the outcome of elections, we won’t be able to say that Egypt has a functioning democracy like ours.”


But Mr. Dorrinson remained upbeat, saying he has seen early signs that democracy may be taking hold in Egypt: “Already, they’re calling one of the presidential candidates a Muslim.”


Elsewhere, a new study shows that congressmen speak English at a 10
th grade level, which means that the U.S. is being governed by children who were left behind.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Conservatives want corporate profits, not jobs

GEORGE TEMPLETON
COMMENTARY
By George Templeton
Gazette Columnist
Economics
The New Testament states that the “love of money is the root of all evil.”  George Bernard Shaw claims that “Lack of money is the root of all evil.”

Collapse
Michael Lewis in his book Boomerang claims “… when everyone is guilty no one is…  It isn’t a problem with government; it’s a problem with the entire society.”  But what came first, the chicken or the egg?
 
“A phantom is something that appears to be but has no real or physical existence.  Like an apparition, a shadow, a dream, or a vision, a phantom is not what it seems to be.”   Phantom wealth caused the Great Depression and the Great Recession.  Economists describe the appearance of this phantom in detail but sometimes it is more propaganda than science.  Will economic policy create prosperity and jobs?

Classical
Classical economics holds that the forces of supply and demand will solve all problems.  Rational man forces free markets to make the right things, at the right price, the right way, in the right proportions, for the right people.   The dark clouds of recession and creative destruction have a silver lining because they encourage necessary adaptations in lifestyle.  There can be no government intervention.  It is all up to Adam Smith’s unseen hand to steer the course of national wealth.  Government’s only responsibility is to balance the budget.

Keynes
John Maynard Keynes came to the rescue when classical economics could neither explain nor solve the Great Depression.  He believed that recessions resulted primarily from investor confidence and expectations.  His theory claimed that the free market could not be counted on to provide full employment and that it resulted in an “arbitrary and inequitable distribution of wealth and income”.  Keynes, an avid capitalist, focused on demand and emphasized fiscal policy (spending and taxes).

Keynes provided the rational for temporary, large scale government action such as Roosevelt’s public works program to make jobs.  These reversed the Depression and grew the GDP but a decade later had not completely restored the economy.  That required WWII military-industrial spending, proving that government can make jobs that don’t go away.
Conservatives don’t believe in stimulus.  They claim that Keynes knew nothing about economics.  They look at the speck of sawdust in their brother’s eye and ignore the plank in their own.  Modern economics is not about a world that used to be.  Cutting government, taxes, and regulations won’t do the trick.  Right wing ideology replaces common sense when it refuses to deal with real, concrete problems because it would destroy incentives to those winners who don’t need help.

Friedman    
Milton Friedman’s demand side theory is called monetarism. It focuses on how policies influence the stock of money and the rate at which it circulates in the economy.   Friedman followed a different path than Keynes but was mostly in agreement with him.  He emphasized monetary policy (money supply, interest rates) and introduced the idea that employment could be temporarily increased by lowering interest rates, taxes, and increasing the money supply.  Profit increases when prices rise faster than wages.  Kept too long into boom times, this policy leads to simultaneous high inflation and unemployment called stagflation, forcing the government to choose between raising interest rates to fight inflation and lowering them to restore growth.

An effective stimulus depends on the dynamic state of the economy.  Debates about delays in getting data, the efficacy of monetary versus fiscal policy, the types of taxes and their short and long term consequences are irrelevant when ideological disagreement results in stalemate and inaction.

Supply-Side   
No economic theory is complete without consideration of the forces of both supply and demand. There are thousands of variables that affect the economy in the complex computer models used by economists.

The supply side “field of dreams” is what every entrepreneur wants to portray to potential venture capital investors, but we must remember it is high risk and slow acting.  It took 35 years for Apple to grow to a company with one million employees in China.

Republiconomy
Supply side magic is based on the idea that economic performance depends almost totally on tax cuts provided to wealthy investors and entrepreneurs who can afford to make contributions.  The tremendous growth of the business lobby and super packs is because of their “no taxes” ideology.  Republicans have incorporated big business political power into government, outsourcing legislative tasks (immigrant detention prisons, and gun legislation) to them.  The price paid by lobbyists is to support party dogma.

If the Clinton budget surplus was a tax surplus caused by over-charging the public, then a budget deficit must be a tax deficit.  David Stockman and Alan Greenspan saw how tax cuts lead to budget deficits and that economic growth does not pay for the cuts.  When times are uncertain the public saves instead of spending their tax refund.

Politicians announce tax cuts and implement sneaky tax increases such as Governor Brewer’s leap in the tax rate for second homes.  Higher taxes on the wealthy existed during extended periods of American growth.  Few predicted the economic expansion following the Great Depression when the top marginal tax rate was 79 to 94%.  Under Eisenhower the rate was 91% and 77% when Nixon became president.  Will Bunch’s book Tear Down This Myth documents how a pragmatic Reagan cut taxes when he came into office but had to raise them in 1982, 1983, and 1984 to control the deficit.  His 1986 Tax Reform Act cut the top tax rate but raised corporate tax and abolished preferential treatment for income from capital gains and investments.  The internet boom came after Clinton’s 90’s increase.

We suspect that taxes are not the strong variable that Republicans claim it is, or that they are not independent of interactions with other variables.

Democonomy
The Democratic demand-side economics holds that economic performance depends almost totally on the purchasing power of the masses.  The demand for services can be increased by a reverse income tax where the government gives money to citizens to make certain that they can afford to spend.  This is the economics practiced when Bush gave us a tax refund.
Class war is any policy that impacts groups differently.  The “No Amnesty” battle prevents integrating twelve million immigrants into the economy and hurts us.  The claim that democracy can only be preserved by preventing wealth redistribution reveals jealousy and a distrust of majority rule.  Wealth redistribution exists whenever a creditor makes a loan.  If inflation rises above the interest rate of the loan, the debtor wins and if it is less the creditor wins.

Common Sense
Civilizations have to adapt to changing circumstances.  Job opportunities must address:
(1)    Behaviors that are not sustainable and the belief that the distant future will resemble the past 
It’s not out of control spending.  It’s out of control trade-deficit that kills jobs and magnifies the national debt.  We have to make things in America and sell to other nations.  When we borrow to support a life-style we can’t afford, buying from other nations instead of selling to them, we are feeding the phantom and gradually draining our wealth away.  Climate change and world growth guarantee jobs implementing renewable energy efficiency.  Denial is a failing strategy.
  
(2)    A world of growing complexity, and interdependence 

Robert Shiller’s book The New Financial Order lays the foundation for risk avoidance using computer data mining, psychology, and mathematics to create financial instruments such as futures, options, and swaps.  Who understands the tax code, variable annuities, investments, and health care?  Many Americans need help to plan for retirement.  Government can nurture private financial planners.  Health care can shift from disease management to prevention, requiring nurses, technicians, counselors, and the gym.In the old days, modernization meant giving up neighborhood, family, and friends for the job.  In a world flattened by global business, jet airplanes and the internet, we give up country and culture as well.  Foreign language skills and higher education are necessary for the jobs of the future.  Forget about “made in America”.  Today’s manufacturing problems are all international incidents.  Interdependence includes the benefits of cheap Chinese imports and the severe erosion of the American economy caused by outsourcing of high-technology well paying manufacturing jobs.  Cheap goods will not make your mortgage payment.

(3)  A short-term outlook that precludes investment in the future 

Young companies, not small ones create jobs.  TV, the transistor, and home      computer have shown how government and big business enables small business to change the life-styles of everyone and grow jobs.   National policy for competitiveness should promote venture capital and technology such as the computing cloud and high-speed internet to better market American products to the world.   

Conservative policy is about corporate profit creation, not job creation.  Regulations are about workers and the community, not just business and finance.  Disease, water, and air pollution know no boundaries.  Political and financial fads leading to lasting damage are not the lifestyle changes we seek.

Government can help by taking steps to gradually reduce the trade deficit with caps and tariffs.  Corporate tax breaks have proven ineffective in keeping American jobs and growing exports.  Now is the time to simplify the tax code and to adjust subsidies to focus on bio-tech and the new creation.  The time to repair our broken infrastructure, repair bridges and roads, and build high speed rail, is now, while things are cheap and labor is plentiful.

Family Values
Liberals question the feasibility of continuous growth in consumption at the expense of quality of life.  Do you agree with economists who hold that the gross national product is a proxy for happiness?  Our general welfare does not always mesh with business interests and cheap goods from China.  What companies want and countries need are different.  Profit should not be the only goal.  Universal maternity leave, early education, and child care are examples of family values.

Because of Tea-Party obstruction, President Obama’s record represents only 2 years following 30 years of dominant conservative policies.  (Alan Greenspan’s book The Age of Turbulence claims that Clinton was a fiscal conservative.)  Their accomplishments left us with economic discontent, unemployment, torture claimed moral and patriotic, and a Jesus who with the help of the Cornwall Alliance condemns the ASU Global Institute of Sustainability for doing more than picking up beer cans and trash.

Responsibilities 
Taxes are not an erosion of freedom.   They come from a sense of responsibility and a desire to preserve domestic tranquility.  Shiller says to ask “… What kind of world would we like to live in if we could choose before we were born, assuming we had an equal probability of being born as anyone?"

Gas problem miscommunicated

   LIFE'S OUTTAKES  
By Daris Howard
Gazette Contributor

            My daughter, Celese, is a very conscientious mother. She tries to be where she needs to be, when she needs to be there, and to do what is best for her children. That is a big reason the events of that day were so disconcerting to her.

            When Celese’s daughter, Violatte, started school this year, the school, as usual, asked the parents to volunteer some time to help in the classroom. They provided a sign up sheet at registration.

            Celese signed her name to the paper indicating she would come two days per week. When she showed up for her first day, the teacher was surprised.

            “You really plan to come help?”

            “Of course,” Celese replied.

            The teacher kind of shrugged. “Others say they will come, but they never do.”

            The teacher assumed that Celese would soon quit coming, but she was there, faithfully, every time it was her turn. Quite soon she became well known around the school for her diligence and her talents. But on this particular day, one of the off days for which she wouldn’t be going, she ran in to a dilemma.
 
            Her family had had many medical bills and student loans. Determined to pay them off, they had set a strict budget, and vowed not to use credit cards. That morning happened to be the day before pay day, and they were totally out of money. As Celese and the children climbed into the van to take Violatte to school, Celese saw, to her dismay, that the gas gauge registered empty. Even though it wasn’t a long way to the school, she knew they couldn’t make it there and back without a stop at the gas station.

            But with no money left in the checking account, she was left searching for what change could be found. Everyone hurried into the house for the hunt. They looked under cushions, behind couches, and even raided the family piggy bank. Between all of them they came up with $2.47. With gas hovering over the $4 mark, she knew this would barely make the needed trips.

            When she pulled into the gas station, she went in to pay the clerk before she pumped the gas. The clerk looked surprised at the change on the counter. “Honey, dis won’t even buy you a gallon of gasoline. What are you trying to do, wean dat old van of yours?”

            Celese blushed, and told her the story. The clerk smiled. “Well, den, when you get paid tomorrow, you come on back and give dat van a real good drink before it up and dies of dehydration.”

            Celese embarrassedly pumped the $2.47 worth of gas. She only had the nozzle connected to her van for a short time, and other customers stared. At least she imagined they did. But, finally, she was on her way. She looked at her watch and realized that school had started over an hour earlier. She didn’t have anything to write a note with, so she told Violatte to just tell the teacher that they had problems.

            “Tell her I will explain it all tomorrow when I come to help, and maybe she won’t mark you tardy today.”

            As often happens when a day starts out wrong, the rest of the day was chaotic as well. But, eventually, they had picked Violatte up from school, and were all on their way back home. Celese asked Violatte if she had remembered to talk to the teacher about being late.

            “Yes,” Violatte replied, “and you don’t have to worry about it at all.”

            Celese was relieved. “I’m glad your teacher is so understanding.”

            Violatte nodded. “Yeah. I just said, ‘Sorry I’m late. My mommy had gas problems.’”

 (Daris Howard, award-winning, syndicated columnist, playwright, and author, can be contacted at daris@darishoward.com; or visit his website at http://www.darishoward.com)