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July 10, 2014
Americans Unhappy to be
Reminded Sarah Palin Exists
WASHINGTON
(The Borowitz Report) — A new poll released Thursday reveals that a
broad majority of Americans describe themselves as “deeply unhappy” to
have been reminded that the former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin exists. Palin’s
call for the impeachment of President Obama, a ploy to remind people
that she still roams the earth, appears to have backfired, the poll
shows. With seventy-two per cent of respondents saying
that they were “upset” or “very upset” to be reminded of her existence,
Palin is one of three non-officeholders whose recent utterances have
traumatized Americans. According to the poll, eighty-one per cent were upset to be reminded
that Ann Coulter exists, while a hundred per cent felt that way about
the existence of the former Vice-President Dick Cheney. Photograph by Justin Sullivan/Getty.
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