IOWA CITY (The Borowitz Report)—
Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris
Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow
of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual
standstill.
“There are ways of keeping people from getting to where they want to
go,” Christie said, claiming that he was the only Republican hopeful
with the hands-on experience necessary to fix the border crisis.
The New Jersey governor was vague about how he would halt traffic
over the border, but exuded confidence that he was the right man for the
job.
“I’d make a few phone calls,” he said. “It would get done.”
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