WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sen.
Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) ripped former Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton’s new book, “Hard Choices,” today, telling reporters, “I read
it, and honestly, I didn’t find anything in it worth plagiarizing.” Calling the new book “disappointing,” Sen. Paul said, “I read a lot of
books, and it’s rare that I don’t find a passage or two to lift here or
there. I just read the second Harry Potter book and I thought there was
some dialogue of Voldemort’s that could work well in my stump speech.
But this Hillary book? Nada.” Asked whether he would read future books by Secretary Clinton, Sen. Paul said that it was “unlikely.” “Look, if you write six hundred and fifty-six pages and give me nothing
to steal, you are just wasting my time,” said Sen. Paul, who added that
he was currently finding “some great stuff” in the novel “The Fault in
Our Stars.”
Photograph by Tom Pennington/Getty.
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