By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The White House’s attempt to portray President Obama as a gun user may have had unintended consequences today, as a newly released photo of Mr. Obama firing a rifle at Camp David set off a panic of gun buying across the US.
“I don’t want to sound paranoid or anything,
but now everything Obama has been doing makes sense,” said Harland
Dorrinson, who was waiting on a blocks-long line outside a West Virginia
Wal-Mart. “He wants to take away all our guns and then he’s going to
come shoot us.”
Learning that Mr. Obama only uses his rifle for skeet-shooting did little to calm Mr. Dorrinson: “Somebody owning a gun just for sporting purposes? Yeah, right.”
In an effort to stem the panic, White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters today that skeet-shooting took up relatively little of the President’s time at Camp David, and that his favorite leisure activities were “actually badminton and frisbee.”
The White House later released a photo of Mr. Obama putting away his gun and never using it again.
Photograph by Pete Souza.
Learning that Mr. Obama only uses his rifle for skeet-shooting did little to calm Mr. Dorrinson: “Somebody owning a gun just for sporting purposes? Yeah, right.”
In an effort to stem the panic, White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters today that skeet-shooting took up relatively little of the President’s time at Camp David, and that his favorite leisure activities were “actually badminton and frisbee.”
The White House later released a photo of Mr. Obama putting away his gun and never using it again.
Photograph by Pete Souza.
2 comments:
Skeet shooting usually involves a shotgun, not a rifle. On the other hand, if President Obama can shoot skeet with a rifle he is certainly an unusually keen marksman.
Bad form. I'll bet that A)he missed, and B)he bruised his shoulder.
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