Thursday, April 3, 2014

Math foes angry over 7 million announcement

The Borowitz Report

April 2, 2014

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Tuesday’s announcement by President Obama that 7.1 million people have signed up for Obamacare set off a firestorm of controversy among opponents of math in the U.S. Congress.

Representative Michele Bachmann, a leading member of the anti-math caucus, told reporters, “Throughout the debate on Obamacare, there has been a tacit agreement to leave math out of it. Today, President Obama broke that agreement.”

Senator John Barrasso, an anti-math Republican from Wyoming, agreed. “It’s very disappointing to see the President use arithmetic for political purposes,” he said.
Bachmann said that she believed the American people “would see through President Obama’s desperate use of numbers.” She added, “Whenever this President gets in trouble, he hides behind data.”

The Minnesota Republican said that many others in Congress agreed with her, but she declined to count them.

Photograph: Win McNamee/Getty

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The truth of their math will prevail right around the 2016 election. Obama gives his cult followers 3 second talking points that they mindlessly repeat. This is no different than "if you like your plan, then you can keep your plan, PERIOD".