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Monday, May 7, 2012

Fox News: French Socialist pres. joins Obama

By Andy Borowitz
borowitzreport.com
PARIS (The Borowitz Report) – The Fox News Channel reported today that French voters have followed in the footsteps of their American counterparts by electing an openly Socialist man to the office of President.

According to Fox host Sean Hannity, the two Socialist Presidents, Francois Hollande and Barack Obama, are expected to work closely together because they share a common goal: “To make each of their countries the best possible version of France.”


Mr. Hannity said that he anticipates the two comrades to eventually merge into one transatlantic Socialist super-president called “Obamalande.”


“Remember, these two brothers-in-arms share a lot in common, besides being flaming Socialists,” he said.  “They were both born outside the United States.”


There are already signs that Messrs. Obama and Hollande are collaborating, Mr. Hannity said, "and the French know a thing or two about collaboration."


The Fox News host said the two men have already exchanged ideas, such as the French adopting a version of Obamacare and the Americans surrendering in Afghanistan.


In Paris, defeated French President Nicholas Sarkozy told reporters that he was looking forward to spending more time with his wife, Carla Bruni, adding, “Have any of you seen her anywhere?”


In other international news, Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng said he was eager to enjoy new freedoms in the United States but said, “I will probably avoid Arizona.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a joke ? Calling this a news article is an insult to the profession.

James Keyworth said...

Thanks for your comment.

Yes, it's a joke. It's called satire. That's what The Borowitz Report is all about.

Sometimes it's just good to have a little fun.

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