WASHINGTON
(The
Borowitz Report)—A trio of Republican senators today blasted U.N.
Ambassador Susan Rice for misleading the American public, which, in the words
of Sen. Lindsay Graham (R., S.C.), “has traditionally been our job.”
“Ambassador Rice has been engaged in nonstop lies and double-talk,” said Sen. Graham,
one of three Republican senators who had a closed-door meeting with Rice. “If
she really wants to do those things so badly, she should run for the U.S.
Senate like the rest of us.”
Sen.
Kelly Ayotte (R., N.H.) agreed with Sen. Graham’s assessment, saying of the
meeting, “I heard Susan Rice spew nothing but half-truths, distortions, and
complete fabrications. It felt like I was watching Fox News, except that she’s
black.”
The
third senator, John McCain (R., Ariz.), said that he found Ambassador Rice’s
story profoundly disappointing: “Considering that the C.I.A. was involved, I
thought there’d be more sex.”
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