Truthout | Op-Ed
By William Rivers Pitt
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
A holy man stands before his flock and says, "Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist,
you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch.
Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a
male and you are going to be a male."
And then the pastor says, "And when your daughter starts acting too
butch, you rein her in. And you say, 'Oh, no, sweetheart. You can play
sports. Play them to the glory of God. But sometimes you are going to
act like a girl and walk like a girl and talk like a girl and smell like
a girl, and that means you are going to be beautiful. You are going to
be attractive. You are going to dress yourself up.'"
But here's the funny part: after that Pastor gets called out for his
psychotic, virulent, hateful rhetoric, he says, "I was using hyperbole
in an effort to communicate the importance of the gender distinctions
that God created. In the context of the scripture, Mark, chapter 9,
Jesus conjures up violent images as well, when he says, 'If your hand is
causing you to sin, cut it off.' He's not speaking literally. He's
speaking figuratively, using hyperbole to convey the importance of the
offense."
Get it?
Beat your fag boys, your butch girls, beat them into line in the name
of God...but if you get caught doing it (or espousing it), wave it off
as 'hyperbole,' quote holy Scripture to defend yourself, and compare
yourself to Jesus...and be sure to make it a non-apology apology by
using phrases like "the importance of the offense," i.e. it is the
limp-wrist son and the butch daughter who are actually offensive, and
not the exhortation - delivered in church, mind you - to beat them
because of who they are.
That happened in America not two weeks ago, and if you're fool enough
to think the incident was a one-off, a fluke, an aberration, then all I
can say to you, sir or ma'am, is good luck to you, good night, go back
to sleep, and don't bother reading on from here.
That is a fair portion of modern Americana, right up there with
Rockwell paintings, Saturday morning cartoons and the Statue of Liberty.
I have lost count of the states in this union that are holding votes on
who can get married, who can get birth control, who can get basic
medical care and who can vote - or not - in this ongoing American
experiment. It all boils down to some very simple questions: who is it
legal to hate? Who can be banished from their basic American rights? Who
is, and who is not?
They call it being 'conservative,' which sounds nice and safe.
Easy does it, right?
Except what these people are espousing and pursuing isn't
conservative in the slightest, but instead is radical beyond the bounds
of anything we've seen in this country to date, a defenestration of
basic Constitutional rights. It is radical on a level shared by
practitioners of a harsh seventh-century version of a particular
religion you might have heard about once or twice...you know, the scary
ones who condemn gay people, who think women are the fountain of all
evil, and who think free expression and equality are the gateway to
damnation and doom. You might have heard about people like this in the
news, oh...somewhere over the last ten years.
Ah. Irony.
The so-called 'holy men' of modern American conservatism are not just
a problem for average sinners like you and me. Take, for example, Richard Grennell,
who was hired by the Romney campaign as it entered the general
election, to be that campaign's national security spokesman, and who was
subsequently fired not even 200 hours later...not because Grennell was
less than able to man his post - as a former G.W. Bush official, he had
enough DC street cred to get the job, if he was shameless enough to put
it on his resume - but because he was openly gay.
The hard-right denizens of the GOP base - you know, the ones whose
'holy men' believe in beating the gay out of their children, for openers
- rose up in their towering wrath to condemn Romney for such an odious,
Godless choice.
Mitt, of course, did the courageous thing. He accepted Grennell's
resignation, by which I mean Grennell was sent packing bag and baggage
faster than heterosexuality can jump tall, perfectly straight buildings.
Because he was gay, and because Mitt didn't want to deal with the 'holy
men' frothing on his right flank, a campaign for the highest office in
the land threw overboard their national security spokesman before he had
time to learn how to use the phones.
As the "news" won't carve the facts of this deplorable mess out as
cleanly as is required, here it is in the simplest of terms (and pardon
the shouting voice; I'm yelling through a lot of false echoes here):
1. The Republican Party's Candidate For President Hired And Then
Fired Their NATIONAL SECURITY SPOKESPERSON In Less Time Than It Takes Me
To Feed My Cat;
2. When A Campaign Taps A NATIONAL SECURITY SPOKESPERSON, It Almost
Always (like 99.999998% of the time) Means That Person Is The
Candidate's Choice for NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR Or Some Similarly
Important High-Level Post;
3. Ergo, Should Mr. Romney Win The Election In November, All The
Far-Right Has To Do Is Whisper "fag" Or "bitch" Or "socialist" At Anyone
They Don't Approve Of In Romney's Crew, And That Person Will Be Gone
Baby Gone, No Matter Their Qualifications, Because THE CANDIDATE Doesn't
Want To Ruffle Any 'Holy' Feathers On His Way To The Grand Prize.
But that's not crazy, right?
Hm.
You want to know the really funny joke?
OK, here it is: Once upon a time, there was a center-right political
party that felt like it was losing its way after a guy named Clinton won
the White House twenty years ago. So what they did was spend millions
and millions of dollars in a radio, television and direct mail campaign
aimed at convincing the same Americans who were suffering from their bad
ideas that poor people, minorities, women and Democrats were the
breathing essence of evil...
...and they concentrated this effort on the specific portion of the
country that believes dinosaurs weren't real because they aren't in the
Bible (and wow, are there a lot of them)...then, through one of the
niftiest sleight-of-hand tricks in political history, they managed to
get these people all fired up over abortion, gays and terrorists, and
rode the thundering angst they'd created into power all across the land.
Make no mistake, the folks who really ran the party didn't believe
any of the crap they were peddling. At all. They spread that garbage as
far and wide as possible - wreathing their sales pitch in tones of fear,
horror and imminent doom - because they knew the people they were
peddling it to would vacuum up quarters from between their couch
cushions and send that money along to party headquarters.
The same party people who championed the abolition of Roe v. Wade
had, for example, no interest whatsoever in abolishing Roe v. Wade,
because if that happened, they'd lose the fattest cash cow they'd ever
enjoyed (see: eight years of Reagan, four years of G.H.W.Bush, and eight
years of G.W. Bush...twenty years of Republican presidents...yet Roe
lived on...and if you hate Roe and voted for these men, ask yourself
why).
The ones in charge of this party weren't religious - if you told them
dinosaurs didn't exist, they'd laugh in your face - and while they won
all sorts of state and local elections screeching about borders and
brown people, the anti-others cash sent to party headquarters was spent
trying to figure out how to get those minorities they'd spent so much
time spurning and denigrating to vote for them...because winning was the
thing. Not facts. Not justice. Winning, period.
But all of a sudden - and here's the funny part - the horse got out
of the barn and went pounding across the countryside, absolutely beyond
control. Twenty years of peddling hate and fear metastasized into a 'Tea
Party' base whose real muscle came from championing hate and fear...and
the smart boys who started the whole thing two decades ago were left in
front of an open barn door wondering how things got so bad so fast.
Suddenly, the worst elements of their dark creation - Christian
dominionism, anti-gay zealotry, anti-woman Biblical dudgeon, unabashed
racism, cocked-rifle xenophobia, and an all-out assault on even the most
meager concepts of government - went from being the crap they'd once
ignored as bad noise from their "useful idiots," to being the hood
ornament on the careening juggernaut of a party they no longer had
control of.
The rest, as they say, is history: their 'Tea Party' opened the
floodgates for the kind of publicly-spouted revisionist-history nonsense
one might expect from a 19th century tent revival: lots of Jesus,
please pass the hat, send home the women and children because the
minstrel show is about to begin...and hey, sir, here's some snake
oil...it'll cure what ails ya...cash only, please...
Welcome to 21st century American politics, Republican-style.
I am sick at heart - sick down to the deepest roots of my soul - of
treating this as rational, as logical, as anything other than utter and
complete derangement. We are in a full mess, friends and neighbors, and
pretending gravity doesn't exist beyond the will of God isn't going to
cut it in the voting booth from here on out. I have all the sympathy in
the world for those who have been scammed, conned and taken advantage
of, but I am all the way done with living in a country run by the
professionally duped.
If your upbringing or pastor or background or whatever leads you to
hate total strangers because of who they love, where they live, what
they look like, how they worship or if they worship, if you have devoted
yourself to an 'Us' or 'Them' mentality and refuse to abandon such
poison, if you have no ears to hear, but instead choose to pursue a
course of vitriol and division, here is a truth: we will break you
across our knee like so much kindling. We are large, we contain
multitudes, and yours is a course of dissolution and despair.
Cast aside your furious obedience. Freedom begins with a "No."
It is enough.
1 comment:
Thank you for that wise and wonderful editorial. You nailed the problem perfectly. I remember the good old days when the Republican Party could rightfully call itself the party of common sense, but now it's devolved into the party of hate-mongering wackos. Boy, do I miss the good old days!
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