Samantha Bee (left); Ivanka Trump (right). (photo: AP)
By William Boardman, Reader Supported News
04 June 18
We spent the day wrestling with the
repercussions of one bad word, when we all should have spent the day
incensed that as a nation we are wrenching children from their parents
and treating people legally seeking asylum as criminals. If we are OK
with that then really, who are we?
amantha Bee
is a smart, talented, funny, incisive, edgy, 48-year-old
Canadian/American mother of three. She is also the star of the TBS show “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee,”
now in its third year. In 2017, Time magazine named her one of the 100
most influential people in the world. On May 31, 2018, the Television
Academy’s annual awards for “outstanding programs
that have leveraged the dynamic power of television to inspire social
change” included Samantha Bee’s “Full Frontal.” The awards ceremony was
closed to the media because, in the taped broadcast of “Full Frontal”
the night before, in the context of castigating the Trump administration
immigration practices, Samantha Bee had called Ivanka Trump a “feckless
[taboo word for vagina],” setting off a cultural foofaraw over
vulgarity, but without concern for children taken from their parents by
government force.
“Full Frontal” was honored especially for its
intensely supportive coverage of the #MeTo and Time’s Up movements,
another policy area where the Trump administration has failed and where
Ivanka Trump, as a woman, has apparently been feckless. (On April 5,
2017, Samantha Bee tweeted a show promo promising: “The Greatest
Feminists in Feminism Herstory Hall of Lady Fame: Ivanka Trump.”)
In the May 30 episode of “Full Frontal,” at the end of a seven-minute immigration segment, Bee referred to a posed, sentimental photograph from Ivanka Trump’s Instagram page,
showing Ivanka holding her son, their faces almost nose to nose, a
deliberately charming image. (The page includes considerable commentary,
some of it expressing heartless disregard for the children separated
from their parents.) Bee juxtaposed this mother-toddler tease with a
statement of Trump administration immigration policy and called on the
uniquely positioned “special advisor to the president to step up and defend the values implied in her photo:
After decades of ignoring the issue, Americans are
finally paying attention. Well, most of us. Ivanka Trump, who works at
the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we’ve
seen this week. Y’know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your
child, but let me just say, one mother to another: do something about
your dad’s immigration policies, you feckless c***. He listens to you.
Put on something tight and low-cut and tell him to f***ing stop it. Tell
him it was an Obama thing and see how it goes.
Predictably, the next morning the White House reacted explosively
to the taboo word for vagina and ignored the human suffering caused by
its immigration practices. At 8:30 a.m. press secretary Sarah Huckabee
Sanders said the “language used by Samantha Bee last night is vile and
vicious.” Then she blurred the issue by claiming: “Her disgusting
comments and show are not fit for broadcast,” logically equating a
critique of government inhumanity with calling someone a feckless taboo
word for vagina. That’s a morally indefensible opinion that went largely
unnoticed in the hooha over the taboo word for vagina. Sanders also
issued an implied call for Time Warner and TBS to fire Samantha Bee,
perhaps tortiously interfering with their contractual relationship. It’s
also very like an unconstitutional call for government censorship.
And
Sanders did not gracefully let it go at that, but went on to try to make
the taboo word for vagina a partisan issue: “The collective silence by
the left and its media allies is appalling.” Trump’s been using the taboo word for vagina at least since 2004.
And Ted Nugent, who called Hillary Clinton a “toxic [taboo word for vagina]” in 1994 (without apology since), was a welcome guest at the Trump White House in 2017. And then there’s the Trump classic, “Grab ‘em by the pussy,” but enough already. Well, just two more allegations: Trump called both Acting Attorney General Sally Yates and financial reporter Jennifer Lin by the taboo word for vagina.
I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump
and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last
night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I
deeply regret it.
Well, that seems fair enough, doesn’t it? Bee
apologized to Trump for calling her a taboo word for vagina, even though
that’s anatomically correct. But what about “feckless”?
Shouldn’t she apologize for that, too, since Ivanka Trump, whatever
else one may think of her, is hardly feckless as she globe-trots,
merchandises out of the White House, and collects Chinese patents at a
remarkable rate? Ivanka Trump has apparently not yet responded to Bee’s
apology. When Trump’s initial mother and child photo post appeared on
Instagram and she received a hail of negative reaction, she did respond obliquely to that with quasi-religious quotes from Marcus Aurelius:
If thou workest at what is before thee, following
right reason seriously, vigorously, calmly, without allowing anything to
distract thee… If thou holdest to this, expecting nothing, fearing
nothing, but satisfied with thy present activity according to nature...
thou wilt live happy. And there is no man who will be able to prevent
this.
That was May 29, when Ivanka Trump also said more
directly: “Focus on what is before you, on what you can control and
ignore the trolls! Have a great week.” The next night “Full Frontal”
aired.
At the Television Academy Honors event, having publicly apologized earlier in the day, Samantha Bee described what had happened as she saw it:
Stories about 1,500 missing unaccompanied migrant
children flooded the news cycle over the weekend. So last night we aired
a segment on the atrocious treatment of migrant children by this
administration and past administrations. Sometimes even the ones who
look best in swim trunks do bad jobs with things. Our piece attracted
controversy of the worst kind….
I can tell you, as long as we have breath in our
bodies and 21 minutes of airtime once a week, repeats on Saturdays, that
we as a show will never stop shouting [about] the inhumanities of this
world from the rooftops and striving to make it a better place. But in a
comedy way.
The next day, the president doubled down on his press secretary’s implied threats, calling for Samantha Bee’s firing. TBS has indicated support for Bee,
saying she did the right thing in apologizing and also accepting some
responsibility for allowing the taboo word for vagina on the air. Fox
and fellow festerers continue to call for Bee’s scalp. Her program has
lost some advertisers, Autotrader (with dishonest, inaccurate comment) and State Farm (with a wishy-washy comment). Neither company took issue with US treatment of immigrants that amounts to a crime against humanity. The New Yorker
has published an entertaining piece explaining that, for centuries, the
taboo word for vagina was actually in happy, common usage (in Hamlet’s
reference to “country matters,” for example). Only in the past century
or so has the word become taboo and “dirty.” The piece also quotes two
tweets from contemporary actresses supporting Samantha Bee (edited here
for clean living), much to the distress of right-wing virtuecrats.
Sally Field:
“I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a [taboo word for vagina].
“[Taboo words for vagina] are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.”
Minnie Driver:
“That was the wrong word for Samantha Bee to have used. But mostly
because ( to paraphrase the French ) Ivanka has neither the warmth nor
the depth.”
The biggest problem with calling anyone a taboo word for vagina
or any other insult is that it’s lazy, meaningless, distracting, and
dumb. A good insult has substance, not just derogation. “Israeli snipers
are killers” may be true but it’s easily dismissed, unlike, say, “That
Israeli sniper should not have assassinated that unarmed nurse when she
was tending to a wounded man on the ground 200 yards away.”
Samantha Bee calling Ivanka Trump a “feckless [taboo
word for vagina]” may have felt good (and has some cultural relevance),
but it’s wrong, just on timid civility grounds, but more so on the
ground that it distracts from Ivanka Trump’s actual complicity in the
real crimes of the Trump White House against not just immigrants but
almost everyone on the planet. Samantha Bee is reportedly preparing to address
this issue further in her next show, June 6. This is not some
poly-bigot (blacks, Jews, Arabs) like Roseanne Barr, blaming her bigotry
on her medication. Samantha Bee is a serious person who actually wants
to know, “Really, who are we?”
William M. Boardman has over 40 years experience
in theater, radio, TV, print journalism, and non-fiction, including 20
years in the Vermont judiciary. He has received honors from Writers
Guild of America, Corporation for Public Broadcasting, Vermont Life
magazine, and an Emmy Award nomination from the Academy of Television
Arts and Sciences.
